What does the B really stand for?
Bull
What is my favorite color?
Purple
I should have been born with what color hair?
Red
My stepfather is my mom's fourth husband.
My brother is named Shane.
My father is a chainsaw carver.
What is my best friend's favorite color?
Pink
What did I do as a child when I got really upset?
Climb into the top of my closet for a cry (yes, my mother had to ask me to stop crying and come out of the closet).
When I was ten I lived in what state?
Confusion. No really, Florida
What's my imaginary yorkie's name?
Cunty (this is a bit of a trick question because she has a twin brother named Cocky, but we're not sure where he is).
5 comments:
Love it. Just picturing little Jason up on the top of his closet, crying.....awwww.
the B doesn't really stand for bull does it? like, that's your middle name? i never knew that, and i love it if it's true. now you need to wear leather and drive a hog w/ tattoos all over your bald self.
also, i can't believe i got the hair question wrong! helloooo...danny kaye!!! der!!! i was going for all the smartass answers, which is why i failed so badly. i figured you were being smartassy too.
a chuisle, I was bull schmidting on my middle name. It actually is Brooks, about which I am very proud, but there's no comedy there. Sigh.
Damn, I thought you WERE born with red hair. I knew I had cunty right!
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