Friday, November 27, 2009

Saturday, November 21, 2009

Gayest Review

The Gayest Christmas Pageant Ever! review on Firefox News. And there is a great interview with the playwright Joe Marshall and two of our amazing cast member Heather Shields and Bryan Zoppi here. "He's almost, like, channeling Stewie (Family Guy). He's got a grab bag of stuff that he just pulls out. Every line, whether it's a throwaway line or not...this guy is just hilarious."

Friday, November 20, 2009

A Love Mucycle

A Love Mucycle
A short musical film by Ben Sandomir
Starring Scott Hammon and Claire Siebers
Featuring Jason B. Schmidt

Friday, November 13, 2009

They Gayest Christmas Pageant Ever! First Preview Tonight! Whoamg.

Use coupon code MKTG for discounted tickets! See ya'll there!

Wednesday, October 28, 2009

Jakob Karr on So You Think You Can Dance

I would like to officially submit my application to be Jakob Karr's husband. He is a dream.

Thank you So You Think You Can Dance for bringing Doodle's McDreamy to the small screeny.


Monday, October 19, 2009

Karen: The Musical

Megan Mullally is bringing Karen BACK!

Actress Megan Mullally is reviving her character from hit TV comedy Will & Grace for a new stage musical.

The comedienne starred as bored housewife Karen Walker in the show, which ended in 2006.

But she's breathing new life into the role and adapting it for the theatre in Karen: The Musical.

She tells the Los Angeles Times, "The main thing is Karen is such a great character, and people really want to see her again."

Mullally will be joined on stage by her former TV co-star Leslie Jordan, who played her onscreen rival Beverley Leslie.

Wednesday, October 14, 2009

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Thursday, October 08, 2009

Teacup Pigs - the new pet craze

That's right, you too can get your own Itty Bitty Miss Piggy as a pet. But not in New York. Pigs are not legal pets in New York (unless you consider a guido a pet...and I do).

Wednesday, October 07, 2009

So Gay

So, I am currently in rehearsals for The Gayest Christmas Pageant Ever, and they are going well so far.

This Sunday I will be singing Seasons of Love at a gay wedding in Central Park.

If my life gets any gayer I may have to change my name to Glitter.

Tuesday, October 06, 2009

Jason Does a Straight Play, sort of

Previews November 13-28, 2009 | Opening November 29, 2009

The Actors’ Playhouse

100 7th Ave South, New York City

(Take the 1 Train to Christopher Street/Sheridan Square)

It’s time for the annual holiday production for a struggling
gay theatre company in West Hollywood. Jim, the pot-
smoking straight tech guy, offends M&M, the eclectic
playwright, causing him to walk out and take his script
with him. Now the crazy and drama-addicted team has just
a few weeks to produce the “gayest Christmas pageant ever.”
This holiday camp-fest is a fast-paced comedy packed with
hilarious dialog and over-the-top characters.

Off Broadway goes gay this Christmas!

Don’t miss the funniest show of the season.

For more information contact Alternative Theatre Company | (212) 464-8875

Friday, September 04, 2009

We Are Golden

New single from Mika. Love.

Wednesday, September 02, 2009

Thursday, July 09, 2009


After all these years, knowing deep down that I could NOT be from Texas, my mother confesses the TRUTH of where I came from.

A letter from my Mama:

I flew over there [France] and adopted you from Jean-Marc and Margarette. They loved me, by the way. They thought I had the cutest accent and I was sooo friendly, something they were totally unaccustomed to. They let me stay in their villa in Cannes. Did I ever tell you about the place? I'm sure I did not. It was breathtaking with all the flowers on the countryside. I could see the ocean from the veranda. I waited there in anticipation of your arrival, nibbling on biscuits and brie, sipping a cool glass of champagne. Ah it was a lovely , happy time. I thank them daily for sparing me the hours of intense labor and I am so thankful I was able to keep my fantastic figure. I thought you might like to make fun of your family, that is from Texas. Have fun with it. I adore you my darling.


Sunday, June 14, 2009

The Parodivas Live at Comix

The Parodivas Darlene Rae Heller and Jason B. Schmidt play Comix Comedy Club in New York City.

Wednesday, May 20, 2009

Final Idol

G'Lambert might lose to Kutie Kris cuz of Christianity. GREAT.

Thursday, May 14, 2009

My great-great-great grandmother

Mary Phila Ann Cain Camp, born on Jan 15, 1836 in McMinnville, Warren County, Tennessee and died on Oct 9, 1912. She is buried at Pleasant Valley.

Friday, May 08, 2009

More on the G'Lambert

Did ya'll know, he MIGHT be GAY? OMGay.

Thursday, April 23, 2009


That's right. The Parodivas' reason to live/their creative process has now gone PUBLIC.

Check it, before you wreck it.

Wednesday, April 08, 2009

Love this

Want to do a parody called, "G'Lambert the gayest idol..." Must do it. Can someone hook me up with an animator, recording stuido and uh some $$$? Thanks,


If you are gay in Iraq, you are murdered (usually by a family member).


The G'Lambert

oopsy, they took that one down. here's another one!

Friday, March 20, 2009

Argyle Baby

According to Darlene, I am the new Virgin Mary (hey mary!) and this is my offspring.

Why is it cute?

Wednesday, March 11, 2009

Sunday, March 08, 2009

OMG the Cheeky Monkeys

This totally reminds me of me and my best friend Ronda growing up. Awww.

Wednesday, March 04, 2009

Wednesday, February 18, 2009

Currents: Lazy

I am lazy. My latest blog post is on Darladiva's blog comments.


Monday, February 16, 2009

President's Day

1. Play Fashion Wars
2. Drop off laundry
3. Kill self at gym
4. Double espresso from the S'Bucks
5. Makin' a salad and hangin with the new bf (dvr)
6. Pick up laundry
7. Meet with accountant
8. Sing with the gays
9. Sleeeeep
10. "back to life, back to reality."

Whachu doin?

Friday, January 30, 2009


I have a blog? Not really. Anyhoo, it is snowing right now. I am not a fan of precipitation in general. Snow is better than rain but still not really desirable. I am wearing very cute shoes today, but they are not so good at keeping the precipitation out of them. :( Not much else to share. I need a roommate. My current sublettor (of 3 years) has moved out and so, I must find someone else, unless I somehow get double my salary. If that happens, then I will have a guest room. Want to stay over? TTFN

Wow. I just published this post and my blog is virtually un-readable. I must adjust the settings. My life is so exciting. Don't be jello.

Thursday, January 15, 2009

Why We Should Fly First Class

Hudson River US Airways Plane Crash New York City
This is my 2nd post on plane crashes. Scary.

According to Flickr: taken by Janis Krums on an iPhone

Wednesday, January 07, 2009

Glitter and be GAY

Come on out to The Big Gay Sing as presented by the New York City Gay Men's Chorus on March 27th. Woo hoo!