Charlotte Church has uh...changed.

FINALLY the TRUTH comes OUT

After all these years, knowing deep down that I could NOT be from Texas, my mother confesses the TRUTH of where I came from.

A letter from my Mama:

I flew over there [France] and adopted you from Jean-Marc and Margarette. They loved me, by the way. They thought I had the cutest accent and I was sooo friendly, something they were totally unaccustomed to. They let me stay in their villa in Cannes. Did I ever tell you about the place? I'm sure I did not. It was breathtaking with all the flowers on the countryside. I could see the ocean from the veranda. I waited there in anticipation of your arrival, nibbling on biscuits and brie, sipping a cool glass of champagne. Ah it was a lovely , happy time. I thank them daily for sparing me the hours of intense labor and I am so thankful I was able to keep my fantastic figure. I thought you might like to make fun of your family, that is from Texas. Have fun with it. I adore you my darling.

Maman

The Parodivas Live at Comix

The Parodivas Darlene Rae Heller and Jason B. Schmidt play Comix Comedy Club in New York City.

Final Idol

G'Lambert might lose to Kutie Kris cuz of Christianity. GREAT.

My great-great-great grandmother

Mary Phila Ann Cain Camp, born on Jan 15, 1836 in McMinnville, Warren County, Tennessee and died on Oct 9, 1912. She is buried at Pleasant Valley.

More on the G'Lambert

Did ya'll know, he MIGHT be GAY? OMGay.

Introducing: THE BLOGODIVAS

That's right. The Parodivas' reason to live/their creative process has now gone PUBLIC.

Check it, before you wreck it.

The Beales are Back and HOW!

My boss and his husband rep'esent Gay Marriage Rights in New York

up on the TV.

Love this

Want to do a parody called, "G'Lambert the gayest idol..." Must do it. Can someone hook me up with an animator, recording stuido and uh some $$$? Thanks,

Wrong.

If you are gay in Iraq, you are murdered (usually by a family member).

Whoamg.

The G'Lambert

oopsy, they took that one down. here's another one!

Argyle Baby

According to Darlene, I am the new Virgin Mary (hey mary!) and this is my offspring.

Why is it cute?

Where he is?

OMG the Cheeky Monkeys

This totally reminds me of me and my best friend Ronda growing up. Awww.

Roll Over Clay Aiken, a NEW GAY IN TOWN

Adam Lambert. So...hott.

Currents: Lazy

I am lazy. My latest blog post is on Darladiva's blog comments.

Thanks,
Doods

President's Day

1. Play Fashion Wars
2. Drop off laundry
3. Kill self at gym
4. Double espresso from the S'Bucks
5. Makin' a salad and hangin with the new bf (dvr)
6. Pick up laundry
7. Meet with accountant
8. Sing with the gays
9. Sleeeeep
10. "back to life, back to reality."

Whachu doin?

Hey-ey

I have a blog? Not really. Anyhoo, it is snowing right now. I am not a fan of precipitation in general. Snow is better than rain but still not really desirable. I am wearing very cute shoes today, but they are not so good at keeping the precipitation out of them. :( Not much else to share. I need a roommate. My current sublettor (of 3 years) has moved out and so, I must find someone else, unless I somehow get double my salary. If that happens, then I will have a guest room. Want to stay over? TTFN

Wow. I just published this post and my blog is virtually un-readable. I must adjust the settings. My life is so exciting. Don't be jello.

Why We Should Fly First Class

Hudson River US Airways Plane Crash New York City

This is my 2nd post on plane crashes. Scary.


According to Flickr: taken by Janis Krums on an iPhone