Go see Romance and Cigarettes.
I met a cute Swede named Gus.
MRK and I are seeing Curtains tomorrow.
Parodivas are diva'ing in Brooklyn on Halloween.
I am eating (my) habanero hummus and homemade pita chips. The corn and tomato chowder is next.
Some guy SWEARS that I am in Naked Boys Singing, but he's always so drunk he thinks each time we meet it's for the first time. I just go with it. I am SO good in the show. Apparently.